May 6 2015 12:00 AM

Smells Like Bean Spirit And Meet Joe Blank

advicegoddess_headshot.jpgWEDNESDAY, May 6 — Q: My girlfriend of a year is 51 and lovely in most areas — except one: She often passes gas and recently started belching audibly. She is a psychotherapist, dresses nicely, and has great figure. However, she grew up in a male-dominated, military home. She thinks I’m “weird” and “overly sensitive” to be disturbed by these behaviors, but I, like most men, like the whole “feminine” thing. I now feel less attracted to her, and our sex life has diminished somewhat. I wonder whether I’m being tested in some way.


A: “Audible” is an audiobook producer; it shouldn’t describe your girlfriend’s butt.

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