The Green Report: Special delivery

The call itself was incredibly simple. The man on the other end of the line was more open than a lot of my friends are when talking about marijuana over the phone. (Some people cringe if you even say the word marijuana over the phone.)

He explained to me how the service worked, what I could order, and how long it would take. It was actually easier than ordering a pizza. The flower menu was short in variety, with only six strains to choose from. They were, however, all high-quality, top-name strains.

Because it is a delivery service, the verification process is a little bit different. I had to send a picture of my medical marijuana card to Rolling Remedies with my smartphone prior to the delivery, then the delivery driver checked my ID and medical marijuana card at the delivery.

I was slightly apprehensive about the quality of the buds without being able to look at them in person ahead of time, so I planned to order two separate times to ensure an accurate review. As it turned out, the first experience with Rolling Remedies was so great, I was excited for a repeat.

The first time around, I chose a strain called Alien Hallucination, which arrived in less than 25 minutes. It is a cross of the strains LSD and Tahoe Alien. After trying it out, I found that it had a really smooth smoke and clean white ash, with a great sweet flavor followed by earthy undertones. I like to look for white ash because it is indicative of the plant being flushed and cured well. I found this strain helped most with my muscle spasms, and it provided a heavy body buzz.

On my second order, I went with Gorilla Glue #4, one of the hottest strains on the market. Not all Gorilla Glue #4, however, is created equal. The team at Rolling Remedies put in the work to ensure this strain had the optimal taste and smell. This is one of the most pungent strains available in the area. With these nugs being so sticky, dense and frosted, I went straight for my scissors before even bothering to try the grinder.

After I twisted one up, I began my medical ritual of burning the herb. First, my pain melted away. Second, my racing thoughts disappeared. If you decide to try this one yourself, remember that good Glue may take your breath away, due to its high lung expansion.

These high-quality, low-cost meds that are delivered to your door range in price from $215 to 250 per ounce, depending on the strain.

Steve Green, who writes this column every two weeks, uses marijuana to prevent seizures. He has no business ties to any dispensaries or products.

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