Pleaser Burn and “How Do I Love Three?”
March 8 2017
WEDNESDAY, March 8 — Q: My problem is that I’ll go on one or two dates with a girl and then get the whole “I just wanna be friends.” And they really mean that
Born Jesterday and Meet Joe Blacklist
March 1 2017
WEDNESDAY, March 1 — Q: I’m a 27-year-old guy, and I’m not very funny. I know women like a guy with a sense of humor, so I was interested in these “Flirt Cards” with funny...
A Ruse Is A Ruse Is A Ruse and Hyde And Seek
Feb. 22 2017
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 22 — Q: A year ago, the woman who pet-sits for me began inviting herself over for dinner. We started going out about three times a week. I always paid for dinner. She never introduce
Stare Trek and Splendor In The Gracias
Feb. 15 2017
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 15 — Q: The 40-year-old guy I'm dating swivels his head to check out ladies everywhere. He even comments on those he finds attractive. I’ve mentioned that it bugs me. He contends
You Deserve A Breakup Today
Feb. 8 2017
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 8 — Q: I really appreciated your recent column about people who go through with getting married when they know deep down that they’re making a mistake. I’m reminded of...
Savings And Alone and Man Overbored
Feb. 1 2017
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 1 — Q: I’m a 28-year-old guy in a corporate job. I’m out there trying to meet women and date (or hook up), but I’m not doing so well. In college, I was able to hook...
Get Off My Yawn! and Wishful Sinking
Jan. 25 2017
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 25 — Q: I'm a 61-year-old guy who's been married four times. I love the security and acceptance of marriage, but after several years, either my wife du jour or I will get bored, an
Flee Willy and Gimme Sum Of Your Luvin'
Jan. 18 2017
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 18 — Q: I’m a 27-year-old woman, dating again after a six-year relationship. I slept with a guy on the third date and was dismayed when he didn’t spend the night. It didn’t...
Is It Something I Wed? and Expiration Dating
Jan. 11 2017
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 11 — Q: Two of my girlfriends just got divorced. Both recently admitted to me that they knew they shouldn’t have gotten married at the time but did anyway. Just this weekend,...
Meme Streets and Thinking From The Right Side Of The Crotch
Jan. 4 2017
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 4 — Q: My girlfriend of six years is breaking up with me. My question is: How do I let our friends and my family know? I’m thinking a mass email telling my side of the story....
Wood I Lie To You? and Flaccid Trip
Dec. 28 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 28 — Q: My girlfriend found a certain little blue pill in my jeans pocket, and her feelings were hurt. I explained that I’m as into her as ever; I just need a little extra help...
Sleeping Booty and You Had Meh At Hello
Dec. 21 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 21 — Q: I’m a 32-year-old guy, and I want a real relationship. I am good-looking and charming and can get girls into bed pretty early on, but I’m beginning to wonder whether...
Rump For Joy
Dec. 14 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 14 — Q: I am a curvy girl with a big butt. I hate it. I have a small waist, and it makes my butt look even bigger. I don’t care that the Kardashians have made big butts cool....
Present Tense and Poor Your Heart Out
Dec. 7 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 7 — Q: Women are really cuckoo when it comes to gifts. If my lady didn’t get me a present on my birthday, I wouldn’t really care. But if I didn’t buy her something...
Do No Harem and Censor And Sensibility
Nov. 30 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 30 — Q: I’ve been happily married to the same wonderful guy for 20 years. However, the longer we’re together the harder it is to remain faithful — surely for both...
Tulle Time and In Thickness And In Health
Nov. 23 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 23 — Q: A female friend of mine wanted to get married, but her boyfriend was resistant. He’d been married before, with disastrous results. He eventually married her —...
Knight Shift and Make Vroom For Daddy
Nov. 16 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 16 — Q: My boyfriend of a year is a big sweetheart, but whenever we go out to eat, he always orders first. It really bothers me, and I feel disrespected and embarrassed that people...
Mothership Of Fools
Nov. 9 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 9 — Q: This will sound crazy, but…should I tell my girlfriend, the love of my life, that I was abducted by aliens? It happened a long time ago, and I have no proof —...
Tour Of Doody and Bert And Urnie
Nov. 2 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 2 — Q: I’m a 42-year-old divorcee, just back in the dating world and using dating apps. I have two young children, who live with me. I mentioned them in my profile at first,...
The Shrining and The Eager Has Landed
Oct. 26 2016
WEDNESDAY, Oct. 26 — Q: Six months after meeting this amazing woman — I’ll call her Ms. Perfect — I asked her to marry me. A year later, she broke off the engagement, saying, “I...

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