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Pleaser Burn and “How Do I Love Three?”
March 8 2017
WEDNESDAY, March 8 — Q: My problem is that I’ll go on one or two dates with a girl and then get the whole “I just wanna be friends.” And they really mean that
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Born Jesterday and Meet Joe Blacklist
March 1 2017
WEDNESDAY, March 1 — Q: I’m a 27-year-old guy, and I’m not very funny. I know women like a guy with a sense of humor, so I was interested in these “Flirt Cards” with funny...
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A Ruse Is A Ruse Is A Ruse and Hyde And Seek
Feb. 22 2017
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 22 — Q: A year ago, the woman who pet-sits for me began inviting herself over for dinner. We started going out about three times a week. I always paid for dinner. She never introduce
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Stare Trek and Splendor In The Gracias
Feb. 15 2017
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 15 — Q: The 40-year-old guy I'm dating swivels his head to check out ladies everywhere. He even comments on those he finds attractive. I’ve mentioned that it bugs me. He contends
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You Deserve A Breakup Today
Feb. 8 2017
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 8 — Q: I really appreciated your recent column about people who go through with getting married when they know deep down that they’re making a mistake. I’m reminded of...
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Savings And Alone and Man Overbored
Feb. 1 2017
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 1 — Q: I’m a 28-year-old guy in a corporate job. I’m out there trying to meet women and date (or hook up), but I’m not doing so well. In college, I was able to hook...
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Get Off My Yawn! and Wishful Sinking
Jan. 25 2017
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 25 — Q: I'm a 61-year-old guy who's been married four times. I love the security and acceptance of marriage, but after several years, either my wife du jour or I will get bored, an
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Flee Willy and Gimme Sum Of Your Luvin'
Jan. 18 2017
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 18 — Q: I’m a 27-year-old woman, dating again after a six-year relationship. I slept with a guy on the third date and was dismayed when he didn’t spend the night. It didn’t...
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Is It Something I Wed? and Expiration Dating
Jan. 11 2017
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 11 — Q: Two of my girlfriends just got divorced. Both recently admitted to me that they knew they shouldn’t have gotten married at the time but did anyway. Just this weekend,...
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Meme Streets and Thinking From The Right Side Of The Crotch
Jan. 4 2017
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 4 — Q: My girlfriend of six years is breaking up with me. My question is: How do I let our friends and my family know? I’m thinking a mass email telling my side of the story....
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Wood I Lie To You? and Flaccid Trip
Dec. 28 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 28 — Q: My girlfriend found a certain little blue pill in my jeans pocket, and her feelings were hurt. I explained that I’m as into her as ever; I just need a little extra help...
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Sleeping Booty and You Had Meh At Hello
Dec. 21 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 21 — Q: I’m a 32-year-old guy, and I want a real relationship. I am good-looking and charming and can get girls into bed pretty early on, but I’m beginning to wonder whether...
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Rump For Joy
Dec. 14 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 14 — Q: I am a curvy girl with a big butt. I hate it. I have a small waist, and it makes my butt look even bigger. I don’t care that the Kardashians have made big butts cool....
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Present Tense and Poor Your Heart Out
Dec. 7 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 7 — Q: Women are really cuckoo when it comes to gifts. If my lady didn’t get me a present on my birthday, I wouldn’t really care. But if I didn’t buy her something...
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Do No Harem and Censor And Sensibility
Nov. 30 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 30 — Q: I’ve been happily married to the same wonderful guy for 20 years. However, the longer we’re together the harder it is to remain faithful — surely for both...
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Tulle Time and In Thickness And In Health
Nov. 23 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 23 — Q: A female friend of mine wanted to get married, but her boyfriend was resistant. He’d been married before, with disastrous results. He eventually married her —...
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Knight Shift and Make Vroom For Daddy
Nov. 16 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 16 — Q: My boyfriend of a year is a big sweetheart, but whenever we go out to eat, he always orders first. It really bothers me, and I feel disrespected and embarrassed that people...
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Mothership Of Fools
Nov. 9 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 9 — Q: This will sound crazy, but…should I tell my girlfriend, the love of my life, that I was abducted by aliens? It happened a long time ago, and I have no proof —...
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Tour Of Doody and Bert And Urnie
Nov. 2 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 2 — Q: I’m a 42-year-old divorcee, just back in the dating world and using dating apps. I have two young children, who live with me. I mentioned them in my profile at first,...
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The Shrining and The Eager Has Landed
Oct. 26 2016
WEDNESDAY, Oct. 26 — Q: Six months after meeting this amazing woman — I’ll call her Ms. Perfect — I asked her to marry me. A year later, she broke off the engagement, saying, “I...