Flee Willy and Gimme Sum Of Your Luvin'
Jan. 18 2017
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 18 — Q: I’m a 27-year-old woman, dating again after a six-year relationship. I slept with a guy on the third date and was dismayed when he didn’t spend the night. It didn’t...
Is It Something I Wed? and Expiration Dating
Jan. 11 2017
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 11 — Q: Two of my girlfriends just got divorced. Both recently admitted to me that they knew they shouldn’t have gotten married at the time but did anyway. Just this weekend,...
Meme Streets and Thinking From The Right Side Of The Crotch
Jan. 4 2017
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 4 — Q: My girlfriend of six years is breaking up with me. My question is: How do I let our friends and my family know? I’m thinking a mass email telling my side of the story....
Wood I Lie To You? and Flaccid Trip
Dec. 28 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 28 — Q: My girlfriend found a certain little blue pill in my jeans pocket, and her feelings were hurt. I explained that I’m as into her as ever; I just need a little extra help...
Sleeping Booty and You Had Meh At Hello
Dec. 21 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 21 — Q: I’m a 32-year-old guy, and I want a real relationship. I am good-looking and charming and can get girls into bed pretty early on, but I’m beginning to wonder whether...
Rump For Joy
Dec. 14 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 14 — Q: I am a curvy girl with a big butt. I hate it. I have a small waist, and it makes my butt look even bigger. I don’t care that the Kardashians have made big butts cool....
Present Tense and Poor Your Heart Out
Dec. 7 2016
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 7 — Q: Women are really cuckoo when it comes to gifts. If my lady didn’t get me a present on my birthday, I wouldn’t really care. But if I didn’t buy her something...
Do No Harem and Censor And Sensibility
Nov. 30 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 30 — Q: I’ve been happily married to the same wonderful guy for 20 years. However, the longer we’re together the harder it is to remain faithful — surely for both...
Tulle Time and In Thickness And In Health
Nov. 23 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 23 — Q: A female friend of mine wanted to get married, but her boyfriend was resistant. He’d been married before, with disastrous results. He eventually married her —...
Knight Shift and Make Vroom For Daddy
Nov. 16 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 16 — Q: My boyfriend of a year is a big sweetheart, but whenever we go out to eat, he always orders first. It really bothers me, and I feel disrespected and embarrassed that people...
Mothership Of Fools
Nov. 9 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 9 — Q: This will sound crazy, but…should I tell my girlfriend, the love of my life, that I was abducted by aliens? It happened a long time ago, and I have no proof —...
Tour Of Doody and Bert And Urnie
Nov. 2 2016
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 2 — Q: I’m a 42-year-old divorcee, just back in the dating world and using dating apps. I have two young children, who live with me. I mentioned them in my profile at first,...
The Shrining and The Eager Has Landed
Oct. 26 2016
WEDNESDAY, Oct. 26 — Q: Six months after meeting this amazing woman — I’ll call her Ms. Perfect — I asked her to marry me. A year later, she broke off the engagement, saying, “I...
Eat Should And Die and Invasion Of The Biography Snatchers
Oct. 19 2016
WEDNESDAY, Oct. 19 — Q: Your response to “Torn” really missed the mark. She is the 35-year-old woman whose friends and family think her 43-year-old boyfriend is lazy and not good enough...
Talk Dirt-Cheap To Me and Leaf Him Alone!
Oct. 12 2016
WEDNESDAY, Oct. 12 — Q: My husband of a year is very tight with cash. It’s always save, save, save. I recently traded in my car, and I needed $1,000 more for the new one, but he never offered...
Wealth Care Crisis and Plenty Of Fishing
Oct. 5 2016
WEDNESDAY, Oct. 5 — Q: A female friend of mine just broke up with her billionaire boyfriend. She told me she wasn’t happy. The guy is super-picky about whether you put things back in exactly...
A Mile In Somebody Else’s Choose and When Push Comes To Love
Sept. 28 2016
WEDNESDAY, Sept. 28 — Q: I’m a woman who’s on the feminist dating app Bumble, where women have to make the first move. Men can only write back to women who message them. I thought this...
Thinking Outside The Boobs and The Son Also Plagiarizes
Sept. 21 2016
WEDNESDAY, Sept. 21 — Q: I’m a man who likes to girl-watch. I do this from behind very dark glasses, yet I still elicit scowls from women. Recently, I was at a help desk, and I availed myself...
Loaf Actually
Sept. 14 2016
WEDNESDAY, Sep. 14 — Q: I’m a 35-year-old woman, and my boyfriend of a year is 43. Sadly, my friends and family don’t like him. They think he’s “not good enough” for...
Casualties Of War Paint and Buddy Surfing
Sept. 7 2016
WEDNESDAY, Sept. 7 — Q: I dragged my boyfriend into the makeup store Sephora, and he said, “Save your money! You don’t need any of this stuff. I like you better without makeup.”...

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