Papa’s Got A Brand New Hag And When The Gooing Gets Tough
March 16 2016
WEDNESDAY, March 16 — Q: My boyfriend travels a lot, and when he’s away, he wants to video call over FaceTime. Well, I look absolutely hideous on FaceTime, and I don’t want to do it....
Hi Money, I’m Home! And Nice Boning Structure
March 9 2016
WEDNESDAY, March 9 — Q: My boyfriend is going to a dinner out of town to get an award for a film he made, and he didn’t invite me. When I told him I felt excluded, he said that he was embarrassed
Having The Time Of Someone Else’s Wife And The Frenzy Zone
March 2 2016
WEDNESDAY, Mar. 2 — Q: I’m a 39-year-old guy, and I just met the most amazing woman, but she’s going through a divorce. My best friend said to never date somebody while they’re...
See Ya Later, Calculator and How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Calm
Feb. 24 2016
WEDNESDAY, FEB. 24 — Q: I’m in a new relationship with the sweetest, most generous girl, but I’m hesitant to let her do nice stuff for me. In my previous relationship, every singl
Shrug, Actually And Really Old Men In The Hood
Feb. 17 2016
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 17 — Q: I’m in my first serious relationship. It started off super hot and sexual. Now, a year in, it’s lovey-dovey and cuddly. Not that my boyfriend and I don’t...
Fifty Shades Of Wait And The Silent Scram
Feb. 10 2016
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 10 — Q: I’m a very successful guy in my 30s. I had a lot of casual sex in my 20s, but I got sick of the disconnection and emotional fallout
Inaction Figure
Feb. 3 2016
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 3 — Q: My girlfriend got laid off four months ago, along with many of her co-workers. She is not making a serious attempt to find a job and is just living off unemployment benefits
Mr. Swipe Right and Shirknado
Jan. 27 2016
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 27 — Q: I’m a woman who’s both loving and seriously hating Tinder. Guys on this app mostly want to hook up, and even those who say they want a relationship are flaky,...
Mr. Throng and Hug Hefner
Jan. 20 2016
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 20 — Q: I’m a 35-year-old woman, and I’ve been involved with a guy around my age for almost two years. It’s been “open.” Well, that is, he’s had...
Ben Hurry and Look Before You Keep
Jan. 13 2016
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 13 — Q: I’m a woman in my 40s, and I’ve been happily married for 22 years. Unfortunately, my husband and I have never been very compatible sexually. I had read so much...
Shove Hurts and Atone Deaf
Jan. 6 2016
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 6 — Q: I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on a relationship coach, who instructed me to cut off all sex and even all contact with the guy I was dating until he agreed to marry me....
Live And Let Livid and The Speaky Wheel
Dec. 30 2015
WEDNESDAY, Dec 30 — Q: You responded to a woman who was very proud of herself for leaving the room to compose herself when she got really angry with her boyfriend. It is very unhealthy to
When Harry Bent Sally Over The Hood Of The Car and Dupe Dreams
Dec. 23 2015
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 23 — Q: My girlfriend’s “best friend” is a straight guy. I trust that she THINKS he’s just her friend. However, as a guy, I know that if he could hit it, he...
A Man Walks Into A Barnacle And The Endear Hunter
Dec. 16 2015
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 16 — Q: I’m a 43-year-old man, and I’m trying to build my career after years of being a stay-at-home dad. I got involved very quickly with a woman I met online, but the...
It’s Always Darkest After The Spawn And Living Repurposefully
Dec. 9 2015
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 9 — Q: I’m an unhappily married 30-year-old woman. I’ve been with my husband for 10 years, but we only got married seven months ago. We argue almost daily, and he spends...
Going Scold Turkey And Paradise Bossed
Dec. 2 2015
WEDNESDAY Dec. 2 — Q: I have a bad temper, and I’m trying to change. Now when I’m mad, I leave the room to compose myself. Recently, my boyfriend said something that really upset me....
Dust In The Lust And Blareway To Heaven
Nov. 25 2015
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 25 — Q: I’m a man who has been married three times. Upon reflection, it seems to me that most women are ultimately not that interested in sex as a recreational activity. I try...
Sweeping Beauty And Minnie Mouth
Nov. 18 2015
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 18 — Q: My new boyfriend is messy. He drops his socks, underwear, and clothing on the floor by the bed. He’s not lazy or entitled, just a spacehead. It’s no big deal for...
The Gospel Of Lukewarm And Lip Bomb
Nov. 11 2015
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11 — Q: I’ve been in a long-distance relationship with my dream man. When we aren’t together, I feel super-disconnected and needy. I’ve never been that sort...
Fawn Juan And Stare Wars
Nov. 4 2015
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 4 — Q: I’m a 31-year-old single guy with a problematic pattern. Women I ask out seem to love how I’m open and very complimentary from the start, but then, suddenly, they...

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