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Someday, Her Prince Will Run And Wow Or Never
June 8 2016
WEDNESDAY, June 8 — Q: I’m a single woman in my 40s. It’s been ages since I’ve seriously dated anyone. People tell me that I seem “closed off.” I don’t want to...
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Canine And A Half Weeks And Ugly Batty
June 1 2016
WEDNESDAY, June 1 — Q: My girlfriend sleeps with her two medium-sized dogs. They are, to quote her, her “babies.” I see them more as her bodyguards. We don’t live together, but...
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You’re The None For Me
May 25 2016
WEDNESDAY, May 25 — Q: You’ll probably think I’m messing with you, but I swear I’m not. I am a man who has no desire to have sex. I was married, but after my wife got pregnant with...
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The Litter Prince And Irreconcilable Indifferences
May 18 2016
WEDNESDAY, May 18 — Q: My boyfriend and I just moved in together, and it’s going well, except for how he leaves empty containers and trash everywhere. I asked him to please just put these in...
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Fresh Prince Of Bel-Stare And For Whom The Belle Tolls
May 11 2016
WEDNESDAY, May 11 — Q: My boyfriend “loves women.” When we’re out, he’ll check out and comment on every hot girl. I get that he’s just “appreciating their beauty,”...
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The Bleh Lagoon And Glue In The Dark
May 4 2016
WEDNESDAY, May 4 — Q: I’m a guy in my late 20s. Two years ago, I started a friends-with-benefits thing with a woman, which honestly has turned into one of the most relaxed, comfortable relationshi
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All In A Day’s Jerk And Trading What’s-His-Faces
April 27 2016
WEDNESDAY, April 27 — Q: I’m a happily married 30-year-old woman. A co-worker pointed out a senior trainer at work constantly sneaking lustful glances at me. I was later assigned to his section....
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What You Seethe Is What You Get And Free (Scared) Willy
April 20 2016
WEDNESDAY, April 20 — Q: My boyfriend of a year used to fly into rages. He and his ex had huge, ugly screaming fights. He now uses “mental tricks” to stay calmer. Obviously, rage is a...
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Are We Having Funding Yet?
April 13 2016
WEDNESDAY, April 13 — Q: My girlfriend and I are both struggling artists in our early 20s. We have a lot of fun, and being poor together seems oddly bonding. But I read an article about a study that
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The Mummy’s Cursor And Hush To Judgment
April 6 2016
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6 — Q: I’m a woman in my 20s, and female friends and I find that, generally speaking, once a guy gets into a relationship, his texting dwindles into brief news bites, like...
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Slight Of Hand And Amazing Graze
March 30 2016
WEDNESDAY, March 30 — Q: My boyfriend mistakenly sent me a text meant for somebody else — a real estate agent with my same first name who’s showing him apartments. This made me feel like...
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We’ll Always Have Parasite
March 23 2016
WEDNESDAY, March 23 — Q: When I got remarried, I inherited a stepdaughter. At the time, I was happy about this. Though she and my husband had been estranged for many years, I was instrumental in...
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Papa’s Got A Brand New Hag And When The Gooing Gets Tough
March 16 2016
WEDNESDAY, March 16 — Q: My boyfriend travels a lot, and when he’s away, he wants to video call over FaceTime. Well, I look absolutely hideous on FaceTime, and I don’t want to do it....
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Hi Money, I’m Home! And Nice Boning Structure
March 9 2016
WEDNESDAY, March 9 — Q: My boyfriend is going to a dinner out of town to get an award for a film he made, and he didn’t invite me. When I told him I felt excluded, he said that he was embarrassed
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Having The Time Of Someone Else’s Wife And The Frenzy Zone
March 2 2016
WEDNESDAY, Mar. 2 — Q: I’m a 39-year-old guy, and I just met the most amazing woman, but she’s going through a divorce. My best friend said to never date somebody while they’re...
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See Ya Later, Calculator and How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Calm
Feb. 24 2016
WEDNESDAY, FEB. 24 — Q: I’m in a new relationship with the sweetest, most generous girl, but I’m hesitant to let her do nice stuff for me. In my previous relationship, every singl
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Shrug, Actually And Really Old Men In The Hood
Feb. 17 2016
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 17 — Q: I’m in my first serious relationship. It started off super hot and sexual. Now, a year in, it’s lovey-dovey and cuddly. Not that my boyfriend and I don’t...
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Fifty Shades Of Wait And The Silent Scram
Feb. 10 2016
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 10 — Q: I’m a very successful guy in my 30s. I had a lot of casual sex in my 20s, but I got sick of the disconnection and emotional fallout
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Inaction Figure
Feb. 3 2016
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 3 — Q: My girlfriend got laid off four months ago, along with many of her co-workers. She is not making a serious attempt to find a job and is just living off unemployment benefits
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Mr. Swipe Right and Shirknado
Jan. 27 2016
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 27 — Q: I’m a woman who’s both loving and seriously hating Tinder. Guys on this app mostly want to hook up, and even those who say they want a relationship are flaky,...