Mr. Throng and Hug Hefner
Jan. 20 2016
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 20 — Q: I’m a 35-year-old woman, and I’ve been involved with a guy around my age for almost two years. It’s been “open.” Well, that is, he’s had...
Ben Hurry and Look Before You Keep
Jan. 13 2016
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 13 — Q: I’m a woman in my 40s, and I’ve been happily married for 22 years. Unfortunately, my husband and I have never been very compatible sexually. I had read so much...
Shove Hurts and Atone Deaf
Jan. 6 2016
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 6 — Q: I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on a relationship coach, who instructed me to cut off all sex and even all contact with the guy I was dating until he agreed to marry me....
Live And Let Livid and The Speaky Wheel
Dec. 30 2015
WEDNESDAY, Dec 30 — Q: You responded to a woman who was very proud of herself for leaving the room to compose herself when she got really angry with her boyfriend. It is very unhealthy to
When Harry Bent Sally Over The Hood Of The Car and Dupe Dreams
Dec. 23 2015
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 23 — Q: My girlfriend’s “best friend” is a straight guy. I trust that she THINKS he’s just her friend. However, as a guy, I know that if he could hit it, he...
A Man Walks Into A Barnacle And The Endear Hunter
Dec. 16 2015
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 16 — Q: I’m a 43-year-old man, and I’m trying to build my career after years of being a stay-at-home dad. I got involved very quickly with a woman I met online, but the...
It’s Always Darkest After The Spawn And Living Repurposefully
Dec. 9 2015
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 9 — Q: I’m an unhappily married 30-year-old woman. I’ve been with my husband for 10 years, but we only got married seven months ago. We argue almost daily, and he spends...
Going Scold Turkey And Paradise Bossed
Dec. 2 2015
WEDNESDAY Dec. 2 — Q: I have a bad temper, and I’m trying to change. Now when I’m mad, I leave the room to compose myself. Recently, my boyfriend said something that really upset me....
Dust In The Lust And Blareway To Heaven
Nov. 25 2015
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 25 — Q: I’m a man who has been married three times. Upon reflection, it seems to me that most women are ultimately not that interested in sex as a recreational activity. I try...
Sweeping Beauty And Minnie Mouth
Nov. 18 2015
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 18 — Q: My new boyfriend is messy. He drops his socks, underwear, and clothing on the floor by the bed. He’s not lazy or entitled, just a spacehead. It’s no big deal for...
The Gospel Of Lukewarm And Lip Bomb
Nov. 11 2015
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11 — Q: I’ve been in a long-distance relationship with my dream man. When we aren’t together, I feel super-disconnected and needy. I’ve never been that sort...
Fawn Juan And Stare Wars
Nov. 4 2015
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 4 — Q: I’m a 31-year-old single guy with a problematic pattern. Women I ask out seem to love how I’m open and very complimentary from the start, but then, suddenly, they...
The Hurt And Confused Locker
Oct. 28 2015
WEDNESDAY, OCT. 28—Q: I was dating a sociopathic compulsive liar for three months. I had a gut feeling that he was lying about his work, education, and finances, but I had no real proof. This allowe
The Alone Ranger And Waking Up Rusted
Oct. 21 2015
WEDNESDAY, OCT. 21—Q: Sometimes, when my boyfriend is upset, he wants comforting, just like I would. He’ll vent or lay his head in my lap, and I stroke his hair. But sometimes, he just sits...
High, I Think I Love You And Toad Rage
Oct. 14 2015
Photo-Bomb Scare And As Duck Would Have It
Oct. 7 2015
WEDNESDAY, OCT. 7—Q: I’m a 29-year-old woman, and I’ve been dating a guy for two months
Hurl, Interrupted And Grope Springs Eternal
Sept. 30 2015
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 30 — Q: Six years ago, I was dating this guy on the East Coast. He and I share a deep love of the arts. We started arguing on the sidewalk, and I got so upset that I vomited all...
Wed Blanket And A Brief History Of Slime
Sept. 23 2015
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 23 — Q: I’m very attracted to my co-worker — a self-described “happily married man.” We are “friends,” but he always has a warm hug, an interesting...
Do I Look Infatuated In This? And Growing Mold Together
Sept. 16 2015
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 16 — Q: Is there anything inherently bad about getting into a serious relationship quickly? I met this guy about a month ago. We hit it off instantly, became boyfriend and girlfrien
Nappily Ever After And Grisly Bare
Sept. 9 2015
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 9 — Q: I just moved in with my fiance, whose 5-year-old daughter stays with us part of the week. On the evenings she’s at the house, my fiance just goes to sleep, leaving me...

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