Someday, Her Prince Will Run And Wow Or Never
June 8 2016
WEDNESDAY, June 8 — Q: I’m a single woman in my 40s. It’s been ages since I’ve seriously dated anyone. People tell me that I seem “closed off.” I don’t want to...
Canine And A Half Weeks And Ugly Batty
June 1 2016
WEDNESDAY, June 1 — Q: My girlfriend sleeps with her two medium-sized dogs. They are, to quote her, her “babies.” I see them more as her bodyguards. We don’t live together, but...
You’re The None For Me
May 25 2016
WEDNESDAY, May 25 — Q: You’ll probably think I’m messing with you, but I swear I’m not. I am a man who has no desire to have sex. I was married, but after my wife got pregnant with...
The Litter Prince And Irreconcilable Indifferences
May 18 2016
WEDNESDAY, May 18 — Q: My boyfriend and I just moved in together, and it’s going well, except for how he leaves empty containers and trash everywhere. I asked him to please just put these in...
Fresh Prince Of Bel-Stare And For Whom The Belle Tolls
May 11 2016
WEDNESDAY, May 11 — Q: My boyfriend “loves women.” When we’re out, he’ll check out and comment on every hot girl. I get that he’s just “appreciating their beauty,”...
The Bleh Lagoon And Glue In The Dark
May 4 2016
WEDNESDAY, May 4 — Q: I’m a guy in my late 20s. Two years ago, I started a friends-with-benefits thing with a woman, which honestly has turned into one of the most relaxed, comfortable relationshi
All In A Day’s Jerk And Trading What’s-His-Faces
April 27 2016
WEDNESDAY, April 27 — Q: I’m a happily married 30-year-old woman. A co-worker pointed out a senior trainer at work constantly sneaking lustful glances at me. I was later assigned to his section....
What You Seethe Is What You Get And Free (Scared) Willy
April 20 2016
WEDNESDAY, April 20 — Q: My boyfriend of a year used to fly into rages. He and his ex had huge, ugly screaming fights. He now uses “mental tricks” to stay calmer. Obviously, rage is a...
Are We Having Funding Yet?
April 13 2016
WEDNESDAY, April 13 — Q: My girlfriend and I are both struggling artists in our early 20s. We have a lot of fun, and being poor together seems oddly bonding. But I read an article about a study that
The Mummy’s Cursor And Hush To Judgment
April 6 2016
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6 — Q: I’m a woman in my 20s, and female friends and I find that, generally speaking, once a guy gets into a relationship, his texting dwindles into brief news bites, like...
Slight Of Hand And Amazing Graze
March 30 2016
WEDNESDAY, March 30 — Q: My boyfriend mistakenly sent me a text meant for somebody else — a real estate agent with my same first name who’s showing him apartments. This made me feel like...
We’ll Always Have Parasite
March 23 2016
WEDNESDAY, March 23 — Q: When I got remarried, I inherited a stepdaughter. At the time, I was happy about this. Though she and my husband had been estranged for many years, I was instrumental in...
Papa’s Got A Brand New Hag And When The Gooing Gets Tough
March 16 2016
WEDNESDAY, March 16 — Q: My boyfriend travels a lot, and when he’s away, he wants to video call over FaceTime. Well, I look absolutely hideous on FaceTime, and I don’t want to do it....
Hi Money, I’m Home! And Nice Boning Structure
March 9 2016
WEDNESDAY, March 9 — Q: My boyfriend is going to a dinner out of town to get an award for a film he made, and he didn’t invite me. When I told him I felt excluded, he said that he was embarrassed
Having The Time Of Someone Else’s Wife And The Frenzy Zone
March 2 2016
WEDNESDAY, Mar. 2 — Q: I’m a 39-year-old guy, and I just met the most amazing woman, but she’s going through a divorce. My best friend said to never date somebody while they’re...
See Ya Later, Calculator and How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Calm
Feb. 24 2016
WEDNESDAY, FEB. 24 — Q: I’m in a new relationship with the sweetest, most generous girl, but I’m hesitant to let her do nice stuff for me. In my previous relationship, every singl
Shrug, Actually And Really Old Men In The Hood
Feb. 17 2016
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 17 — Q: I’m in my first serious relationship. It started off super hot and sexual. Now, a year in, it’s lovey-dovey and cuddly. Not that my boyfriend and I don’t...
Fifty Shades Of Wait And The Silent Scram
Feb. 10 2016
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 10 — Q: I’m a very successful guy in my 30s. I had a lot of casual sex in my 20s, but I got sick of the disconnection and emotional fallout
Inaction Figure
Feb. 3 2016
WEDNESDAY, Feb. 3 — Q: My girlfriend got laid off four months ago, along with many of her co-workers. She is not making a serious attempt to find a job and is just living off unemployment benefits
Mr. Swipe Right and Shirknado
Jan. 27 2016
WEDNESDAY, Jan. 27 — Q: I’m a woman who’s both loving and seriously hating Tinder. Guys on this app mostly want to hook up, and even those who say they want a relationship are flaky,...