Beard-Death Experience And Pouring Him A Scold One
Aug. 27 2014
WEDNESDAY, AUG. 27 — Q: This adorable, smart, funny guy I’m dating was clean-shaven when we first met, but for the past three weeks, he hasn’t shaved much. He has this really weird facial...
MP3’s A Crowd And A Vicious Recycle
Aug. 20 2014
WEDNESDAY, AUG. 20 — Q: I’ve been dating a girl for two months, and I go back and forth from thinking the relationship has legs to wanting to end it. I just had a birthday, and she got me a...
Under New Anger Management And Hot To Tot
Aug. 13 2014
WEDNESDAY, AUG. 13 — Q: When my boyfriend and I started dating, he was kind of a hothead. His first encounter with my friends was a game of touch football on the beach. He and another guy collided,...
I’m With Stupor
Aug. 6 2014
Wednesday, Aug. 6 — Q: A close friend has a drinking problem. His wife kicked him out, he lost his job, and he’s been a lousy father to their 1-year-old son. He begged to stay with me (his...
Empty Shelly And Grate Expectations
July 30 2014
Wednesday, July 30 — Q: My girlfriend of a year is really pretty and sweet, and we love all the same outdoor activities. However, I feel there’s a ceiling on our connection because she lacks...
Cheat Exhaustion And Fling Theory
July 28 2014
Monday, July 28 — Q: My girlfriend and I are mostly happy together, but we have this ongoing fight where she accuses me of wanting to cheat whenever I so much as glance at a woman she perceives to...
Tales From The Cryptic And You May Now Miss The Bride
July 16 2014
advicegoddess_headshot.jpgWednesday, July 16 — Q: My boyfriend of two years got an early birthday present from his sister and her husband: a really expensive, second-row ticket for a major sporting...
Pierre Pressure And You May Now Miss The Bride
July 9 2014
Wednesday, July 9 — Q: I’m an 18-year-old woman, recently asked out by a handsome, charming 34-year-old guy from France. He took me out to a nice restaurant, and everything was wonderful until...
Is This Deceit Taken? And Selfish Allergy
July 2 2014
Wednesday, July 2 — Q: I’m a 54-year-old single man. I’ve discovered a troubling and apparently rampant trend among people around my age doing online dating -- women not being honest...
Destitution Wedding And Ed Driftwood
June 25 2014
Wednesday, June 25 — Q: A friend asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding. It’s being held hours away, and the only hotel is pricey. With tux rental, attending will cost me over $500. I’ll...
Carbon Dating And Hooked On A Felon
June 18 2014
Wednesday, June 18 — Q: I am a single 58-year-old woman with a one-year subscription to eHarmony. In the six months I've been on, only two men have contacted me. Of the dozen men I've reached out...
Bridle Party And June Wetting
June 11 2014
Wednesday, June 11 — Q: I’m going to a friend's bachelor party in Vegas, which includes a strip club visit. My girlfriend said I have to sit that out. She believes going could lead me to cheat...
All Is Not Flossed And Out Of Leftover Field
June 4 2014
Wednesday, June 4 — Q: I've gone out several times with a girl I really like, but her breath bothers me enough that I don't want to kiss her until it improves. (It smells like pepper and socks.)...
Are We Having Fund Yet? And Jerk Stoppage
May 28 2014
Wednesday, May 28 — Q: I’m a single mother with a 12-year-old son. Four years ago, when my boyfriend fell in love with me, he would buy me clothes and jewelry. He also promised to build a house...
Que Syrah Syrah And Junior High And Mighty
May 21 2014
Wednesday, May 14 — Q: I've been dating a fun, very attractive woman for about a month, and things have been going great. However, on our last date, we were out at dinner, and the female server accidentally...
The Scorn Identity And May I Have This Glance?
May 14 2014
Wednesday, May 14 — Q: There’s this girl in my social circle I’d wanted to ask out for a while. Two months ago, I finally got up the nerve, but she politely declined, saying she wasn't...
Bad Harem Day
May 7 2014
Wednesday, May 7 — Q: I’m 30, and I’ve been married to my sweet, beautiful wife for three years. I am a bartender at a club and have numerous opportunities to cheat dangled in front of...
Sneer Pressure And Along Came Polygraph
April 30 2014
Wednesday, Apr. 30 — Q: My boyfriend of eight years and I love each other to death and are very happy. Still, I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t bother me that some people think we aren’t...
All Doc And No Action And Apartment 2B Or Not 2B
April 23 2014
Wednesday, Apr. 23 — Q: I’ve been going to the same primary care doctor for a few years. I’m very attracted to him, and I believe he’s attracted to me, too. There’s always...
Gone With The Windex And Plenty Of Fishy
April 16 2014
Wednesday, Apr.16 — Q: I’m a woman sharing a house with several roommates. We’re all in our mid-20s. This one male roommate and I sometimes cook meals together, and we share a bathroom...

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