Carbon Dating And Hooked On A Felon
June 18 2014
Wednesday, June 18 — Q: I am a single 58-year-old woman with a one-year subscription to eHarmony. In the six months I've been on, only two men have contacted me. Of the dozen men I've reached out...
Bridle Party And June Wetting
June 11 2014
Wednesday, June 11 — Q: I’m going to a friend's bachelor party in Vegas, which includes a strip club visit. My girlfriend said I have to sit that out. She believes going could lead me to cheat...
All Is Not Flossed And Out Of Leftover Field
June 4 2014
Wednesday, June 4 — Q: I've gone out several times with a girl I really like, but her breath bothers me enough that I don't want to kiss her until it improves. (It smells like pepper and socks.)...
Are We Having Fund Yet? And Jerk Stoppage
May 28 2014
Wednesday, May 28 — Q: I’m a single mother with a 12-year-old son. Four years ago, when my boyfriend fell in love with me, he would buy me clothes and jewelry. He also promised to build a house...
Que Syrah Syrah And Junior High And Mighty
May 21 2014
Wednesday, May 14 — Q: I've been dating a fun, very attractive woman for about a month, and things have been going great. However, on our last date, we were out at dinner, and the female server accidentally...
The Scorn Identity And May I Have This Glance?
May 14 2014
Wednesday, May 14 — Q: There’s this girl in my social circle I’d wanted to ask out for a while. Two months ago, I finally got up the nerve, but she politely declined, saying she wasn't...
Bad Harem Day
May 7 2014
Wednesday, May 7 — Q: I’m 30, and I’ve been married to my sweet, beautiful wife for three years. I am a bartender at a club and have numerous opportunities to cheat dangled in front of...
Sneer Pressure And Along Came Polygraph
April 30 2014
Wednesday, Apr. 30 — Q: My boyfriend of eight years and I love each other to death and are very happy. Still, I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t bother me that some people think we aren’t...
All Doc And No Action And Apartment 2B Or Not 2B
April 23 2014
Wednesday, Apr. 23 — Q: I’ve been going to the same primary care doctor for a few years. I’m very attracted to him, and I believe he’s attracted to me, too. There’s always...
Gone With The Windex And Plenty Of Fishy
April 16 2014
Wednesday, Apr.16 — Q: I’m a woman sharing a house with several roommates. We’re all in our mid-20s. This one male roommate and I sometimes cook meals together, and we share a bathroom...
Watching Paint Die And Don Emoticon
April 9 2014
Wednesday, Apr. 9 — Q: I’ve been dating a girl I really like for six weeks. She pays her rent with a 9-to-5 job but studied painting at art school and wants to make it her career. Unfortunately,...
Six-Month Lay Away And Taking Her Down A JPEG
April 2 2014
Wednesday, Apr. 2 — Q: For my New Year’s resolution, I committed to not having sex for the first six months of the year and then another six months from whenever I start dating someone. I\'ve...
The Fastidious And The Furious And Better Sherlock Holmes And Gardens
March 26 2014
Wednesday, Mar. 26 — Q: My boyfriend of nine years is extremely messy, while I prefer things tidy and clean. Cajoling, asking, and flat-out begging him for consideration and help on this hasn’t...
Serf’s Up! And Sex Degrees Of Separation
March 19 2014
Wednesday, Mar. 19 — Q: My boyfriend works at a hardware store and can fix things, and in the past six months, his sister and her husband have asked him to install their new kitchen faucet, mend...
Save The Wails And Snot To Trot
March 12 2014
Wednesday, Mar. 12 — Q: Are guys scared of politically active women? My boyfriend of two months just broke up with me over my support for animal rights, and I’ve generally had difficulty keeping...
Fool Disclosure And Bambi Meets Waiterzilla
March 5 2014
Wednesday, Mar. 5 — Q: On a business trip, I drank WAY too much with some work friends and ended up kissing a random girl I met at a bar, despite my having a girlfriend I love very much. I feel horrible....
When Harry Met Hairy And Dial Another Day
Feb. 26 2014
Wednesday, Feb. 26 — Q: My girlfriend of six months just stopped shaving her legs and armpits. I think she is so sexy — except for this
The Grating Outdoors And Friskies Sour
Feb. 19 2014
Wednesday, Feb. 19 — Q: This great girl I’ve been dating just invited me on a camping trip. Frankly, there is nothing I would like to do less. I hate camping, and I won’t know anyone...
Pamper-Resistent
Feb. 12 2014
Wednesday, Feb. 5 — Q: After six years with a lazy and ambitionless boyfriend, I found a funny, loyal, caring boyfriend I love, with a solid career and a good work ethic. He pays his share of our...
A Good Time Was Jihad By All And The Deadliest Kvetch
Feb. 5 2014
Wednesday, Feb. 5 — Q: I’m good friends with the woman next door, but she and her husband fight constantly in front of me and others. Recently, we were all in their car. She was driving, and...

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