The upgradest love of all
June 19 2013
Q: I'm a single dad of three children, who are my world, and it was a battle to get custody of them. For three years, I've dated a woman with grown children, and on our shared birthday (Valentine's Day),...
Coitus frustratus & whistle while you weep!
June 12 2013
Q: My boyfriend is a very spiritual person who practices yoga, meditation, etc. He showed me a website about karezza, which basically involves deriving sexual pleasure through long, drawn-out, non-vigorous...
Beating them about the head with a shtick & the carpal tunnel of love
June 5 2013
Q: I've always made people laugh with my self-deprecating humor, but I was complaining about not having much luck with the ladies recently, and my buddy told me that my humor is a problem. He said I come...
Ennui Go! & getting over the frump
May 29 2013
Q: My girlfriend and I love each other, but we feel we're becoming numb to hearing it from each other. We've been together three years, so I assume that time is what’s put a damper on the "three...
Time is on her slide & Malcolm in the mid-life
May 22 2013
Q: My girlfriend is constantly late, which is annoying, but what's more annoying is that there's always an excuse: She had to do one more thing at work; traffic was horrible; her dog wouldn't pee, so she...
The audacity of grope & is there an eco in here?
May 15 2013
Q: My friend's girlfriend hits on me all the time. (We're all lesbians.) She always offers to get me a drink before she gets her girlfriend one, and she's taken to giving me quick shoulder rubs and stomach...
Tail from the crypt & I sing the buddy electric
May 8 2013
Q: I've been with my boyfriend for two years. I do have trust issues, having been cheated on in past relationships. My boyfriend's best friend of six years, a beautiful and intelligent woman, passed away...
Smells like libertine spirit & random acts of silence
May 1 2013
Q: I got involved with my co-host on my Web show — a woman in an "open relationship" with her live-in boyfriend of two years. Things were light and fun between us until we developed actual feelings...
In sickness and in stealth & belittle Miss Sunshine
April 24 2013
Q: This woman and I were involved 13 years ago, before I met my wife, but she was married then. She got divorced and moved away. We reconnected recently on Facebook, and I discovered she's now only 20...
Fry, fry again & to halve and halve not
April 17 2013
Q: I walked into my apartment and, to my horror, thought my boyfriend had been electrocuted. He was sprawled on the kitchen floor by an open electrical outlet with wires sticking out. There was a screwdriver...
Dark clouds on the verizon & SWAT about a Friday night?
April 10 2013
Q: I work 9 to 5, and my girlfriend of two years is retired and pretty much free all day. I've asked that we treat dinner as our special time to reconnect and ignore incoming phone calls. Sadly, instead...
When you wish upon a sleazebucket & a breath of fresh stare
April 3 2013
Q: I was seeing a guy for four months — a guy I liked better than I've ever liked anyone. Two months in, he was calling me his girlfriend, putting me on the phone with his mom, and saying that I...
Will You Flash Mob Me?
March 27 2013
Q: I'm going to propose to my girlfriend, and it seems there's this trend of doing crazy, elaborate things to ask a girl to marry you. I know I can't compete with the guys like the New York City dude I...
Stammer time & speed mating
March 20 2013
Q: I can't talk to really pretty girls. If I'm talking to a girl I'm not that interested in or a dude, I'm golden. But if I'm attracted to a girl, my thoughts get totally scrambled. After a party, I walked...
The math to true love & overthinking of you
March 13 2013
Q: You need to tell men to never be the first to say those "three little words." A woman will tell you she's ready to hear them by telling you first. It seems the dating gurus agree: When a man says "I...
Ex-rated movie & jest not that into you
March 6 2013
Q: I've been with my boyfriend for a year. We were best friends and talked about everything — what our kids would be like, projects we'd do together, magical worlds, and even other people we found...
Madame ovary & Bed, Bath, and Beyond disappointing
Feb. 26 2013
Q: My wife needs a medical test that will involve her being naked in unflattering positions in front of another person, possibly male. I know she won't enjoy this and it certainly isn't sexual, but I want...
Gratitude Adjustment
Feb. 20 2013
Q: My boyfriend of three months seems wonderful. He is attentive and tries hard to please me, even in small ways (like always making sure I get tea I like when we're out). Soon after we started dating,...
Hawaii five-no & beta path to love
Feb. 13 2013
Q: Ten years ago, my friend and I met our husbands on the same night (they were friends who challenged us to a game of pool), and we both got married the same year. We all pledged to spend our 10th anniversary...
Indignation wants to be free & unhappy as a clam
Feb. 5 2013
Q: What are your thoughts on gently dissuading a person from making a total fool of herself on Facebook? A woman I know had her husband leave her for the woman he was cheating on her with. She's been venting...

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