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Eight takeaways from Lansing’s latest MAGA rally

Dozens gather to hear conspiracy theories at State Capitol

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SUNDAY, MARCH 27 — City Pulse sent a reporter to suffer through the election conspiracies and freezing cold of yesterday’s MAGA rally at the State Capitol and the mixer that followed at Royal Scot Golf & Bowl so that you didn’t have to waste your time. Here are eight takeaways:

Yuge crowds!

Despite touting the event as a major rally featuring candidates endorsed by former President Donald Trump, the rally at the steps of the Capitol yesterday afternoon was only able to draw in about 65 people to stand on the snow-covered ground in the freezing cold. But they brought lots of flags, Trump stuff, and, of course, an abundance of conspiracy theories to appease everyone.

How many trucks make a trucker convoy?

Four. 

That’s how many semi-trucks participated in the much-talked-about appearance of the so-called “People’s Convoy” to oppose COVID-19 vaccine mandates, election fraud and who knows what else. But those truckers had nine — count ‘em all — NINE passenger vehicles with them. All were festooned with American flags, and they honked their horns through mostly empty streets.

Bigotry prohibited*

*sorta 

Organizers announced beforehand that bigots and white nationalists need not attend, but attend they did. Shane Trejo, grassroots director for Republicans for National Renewal, denied last week having ties to former podcast co-host Alex Witoslawski, who had provided messaging training for the white nationalist group Identity Evropa. Trejo still spoke yesterday at both events.

One woman in the crowd at the steps wore a sweatshirt boasting that she is a “Proud wife of a Proud Boy,” alluding to the western chauvinist white nationalist group. Some of those members have been charged with conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding of Congress — you know that silly certification of the Electoral College vote on Jan. 6 that led to an insurrectionist riot and hundreds of federal indictments against defendants from nearly all 50 states.

There was also an American flag with the Roman numerals “II” in the center of the 13 stars — a Tea Party throwback calling for a “Second American Revolution.” Of course, there was a genius at the Capitol proudly displaying his “January 6th Patriot” sweatshirt for eager photographers.

John Paul Moran, the head of Grand Opportunity USA which co-sponsored the MAGA Mixer, couldn’t help himself with proudly announcing that he was a “gay dude.” That followed with opposition to “identity politics” and a tirade against equality for transgender people — calling the concept “radical gender bullshit agenda” and then declaring that “it has no place in our schools.”

Moran also told Mixer attendees that he’s writing a global “bill of rights” that will finally define a man and woman so all this crazy transgender stuff stops. Even the losing GOP Congressional candidate’s Transgender and gay friends agree with him on it — so you know it’s the real deal!

Second Amendment: YES! First Amendment: What?

An armed man who identified himself as “head of security” at the Capitol rally demanded that multiple photographers — including Managing Editor Kyle Kaminski — stop taking photographs and delete those in which he was pictured. Since the rally was obviously public and there’s no expectation of privacy in the middle of the sidewalk near the Capitol lawn, he didn’t comply.

By the way, City Pulse was initially denied media entry to the MAGA Mixer at the bowling alley because organizers said they wanted “only friendly media” in the room. So, City Pulse bought a ticket and I decided to go anyway — sitting in a room with about 75 people who listened to the Trump candidates, munched away on rubber chicken marinara and paid for their own booze.

And yes: I came back with photos and audio from the event. I guess Royal Scot isn’t Las Vegas.

Speaking of Royal Scot…

The staff told the crowd that the bowling alley was a “Christian” business that fought the COVID-19 restrictions from the state and won. It was an odd sentiment, considering the company reached settlement agreements with both the Michigan Department of Agriculture and the Michigan Liquor Control Commission wherein it temporarily lost licenses and paid fines.

They sure showed them big, meany-face government types!

The New World Order is coming.

Patrice Johnson, chairwoman of the Pure Integrity for Michigan Elections, blathered on a bit like a 1990s Militia adherent about the evil “New World Order” that President Joe Biden mentioned during a speech last week in Europe in reference to the loss of democracy in Ukraine. 

But Johnson flung the words out like the black helicopters and UN troops were massing on the border of Eaton County to round us all up for the internment camps over in Grayling. Fear not dear patriots: She soothed an unimpressed crowd with notice this was the “Great Reset” — which is another framing of the New World Order, according to the Anti-Defamation League. She promised that it’ll surprise all those elites when “we the people” finally take back elections.

‘Dirty voter rolls’ in East Lansing

Johnson claimed that her group knocked on 71 doors, spoke to 35 residents and collected 23 affidavits that showed false information from the election in East Lansing on March 5, 2020. She touts these “shocking” revelations and “noteworthy problems” on the group’s website.

Ingham County Clerk Barb Byrum didn’t mince words in response.

“I call bullcrap on such claims and activities perpetrated by these election conspiracy pushers,” Byrum told City Pulse after the event. “This is dangerous activity being done by election conspiracy proponents who have no understanding of Michigan election administration.”

Byrum encouraged anyone contacted by such groups to contact their local or county clerk.

Nessel failed to defend Trump supporters?

Election conspiracy master Matthew DePerno (who is also running for the Republican secretary of state against nomination) whined that State Rep. Cynthia A. Johnson, a Detroit democrat, should’ve been criminally charged for allegedly threatening violence toward Trump supporters.

Nevermind that the alleged threat was a doctored video that had been pushed out through right-wing echo chambers until a Honduran YouTuber capitalized on it and made some cash while trashing Johnson’s reputation. Johnson was also booted from committees by former House Speaker Lee Chatfield, along with condemnation by fellow Democratic leaders.

DePerno was whining about this injustice because a Republican-controlled Senate Oversight report on election conspiracies found that he and others were pushing false information to pad their pockets and should be criminally investigated by Attorney General Dana Nessel.

Nessel, a democrat, was a frequent target throughout the day’s events, with random calls to “Lock her up!” and during the MAGA Mixer, a call to put Gov. Gretchen Whitmer in Gitmo.

Managing Editor Kyle Kaminski contributed to this analysis. 

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  • Pastorbee

    First of all, you lied.

    "An armed man who identified himself as “head of security” at the Capitol rally demanded that multiple photographers — including Managing Editor Kyle Kaminski — stop taking photographs and delete those in which he was pictured. Since the rally was obviously public and there’s no expectation of privacy in the middle of the sidewalk near the Capitol lawn, he didn’t comply"

    You were audio recording a private conversation over your shoulder, while making it look like you were looking forward. Recording a private conversation is illegal without consent.

    And you left immediately after I informed our volunteer security staff, comprised of everyone behind me in the picture, that you were illegally recording their conversation.

    And I never asked anyone else to stop recording or to remove the pictures they took. YET another lie.

    Can you write a story without lying? The Detroit News photographer took multiple pictures without lying about who he was or what he was doing. But you scurried off pretty quick after you realized you weren't welcome there.

    Monday, March 28 Report this

  • Medic1914

    I wish you weren't such a *****, and would of actually talked with us instead of eavesdropping on conversations. You scared, princess?

    Monday, March 28 Report this

  • Sageman

    Making fun of people you disagree with politically is unprofessional at the very least. To call yourself a journalist with any integrity is an even bigger stretch. Although I don't agree with everything either party says I am offended that this is where our once neutral and unbiased journalism industry has shifted to. It is obvious the only reason you went to this event was for your own benefit so you could bully and make fun of people you disagree with. Shame on you. Had you presented a neutral and fair commentary that allowed people to develop their own opinion that would have been true news reporting. You are obviously inexperienced and need to learn what being a journalist truly means. You have a very important role in society and that is to report on events without your disrespectful and biased comments. Let your readers determine the truth. What you doing instead is polarizing our great nation and making people take sides. We are ONE NATION. Stop trying to divide us. Everyone has a voice and deserves to be heard. It is only then can we find the middle ground. You are pushing us all to fight instead by making one side angry while supporting the other. Blindly it seems. I don't know about you but I am curious as to why our current president's approval rating is so low. That is usually because people aren't happy for some reason. Maybe you could write an article on why that is that way. Id be more interested in that than reading about you making fun of a small group of people with what you consider radical thoughts.

    Monday, March 28 Report this

  • toddhsucks

    Mr. Heywood, you are a complete idiot.

    Tuesday, March 29 Report this

  • Gifted

    I appreciate this article. It appears the desperate candidate can't get votes by just just telling the truth To my knowledge, I've never had as much as a cup of tea with him, and he takes my name and drag it through mud. This is not surprising though, because this is typical of the likes of him.

    He couldn't help himself by interjecting my name with lies, and if we were in different periods of time, I may have had my neck in a rope.

    Yes, this "...election conspiracy master Matthew DePerno (who is also running for the Republican secretary of state against nomination) whined that State Rep. Cynthia A. Johnson, a Detroit democrat, should’ve been criminally charged for allegedly threatening violence toward Trump supporters.

    Nevermind that the alleged threat was a doctored video that had been pushed out through right-wing echo chambers until a Honduran YouTuber capitalized on it and made some cash while trashing Johnson’s reputation. Johnson was also booted from committees by former House Speaker Lee Chatfield, along with condemnation by fellow Democratic leaders.

    DePerno was whining about this injustice because a Republican-controlled Senate Oversight report on election conspiracies found that he and others were pushing false information to pad their pockets and should be criminally investigated by Attorney General Dana Nessel..."

    Thank you Todd.

    Wednesday, March 30 Report this



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