The smoker’s summer road trip: Michigan’s high-flying getaways

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Summer is in full swing, and you know what that means: long days, good vibes and an urge to hit the open road. For those of us who like to appreciate Michigan’s natural beauty with a side of sticky green, I’ve put together the ultimate summer travel guide — destinations where the scenery is as breathtaking as the buzz. Pack your bowls, charge your vapes, and let’s hit the road!

 

Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State Park: the Upper Peninsula’s green giant

Tucked away in the western UP, Porcupine Mountains Wilderness is Michigan’s largest state park, boasting ancient forests, stunning waterfalls and miles of rugged Lake Superior shoreline. From Lansing, you’re looking at about an eight-hour drive. It’s a haul, but the journey is part of the adventure, and the destination is more than worth it.

Once you’re there, the “Porkies” offer unparalleled opportunities for a truly immersive, cannabis-enhanced experience. Imagine a gentle hike along the Escarpment Trail, leading to the iconic Lake of the Clouds overlook. Find a secluded spot, spark up a joint and watch the mist rise over the forest as the lake shimmers below.

Beyond the famous overlook, there are numerous trails winding through hemlock and sugar maple forests. Explore the many waterfalls, like Manido Falls or Nawadaha Falls — the sound of rushing water is incredibly soothing, especially with a nice indica working its magic.

Camping is highly recommended here: Waking up to the fresh UP air, surrounded by trees, is pure bliss. Just remember to be discreet and respectful of other parkgoers. This is about enjoying nature, not disturbing it.

 

Lakenenland Sculpture Park: a whimsical wonderland in the woods

On your way back from the UP, or as a separate, slightly less ambitious trip, consider visiting Lakenenland Sculpture Park, just east of Marquette. This gem is about a six-and-a-half-hour drive from Lansing, making it a solid weekend destination on its own.

Lakenenland is not your average art park. It’s a truly unique, free outdoor gallery created by local artist Tom Lakenen. As you drive through, you’ll encounter hundreds of whimsical, often humorous and sometimes thought-provoking sculptures made from scrap metal. Think giant dinosaurs, fantastical creatures, political statements and all sorts of eccentric contraptions.

The sheer unexpectedness of the art, combined with the peaceful forest setting, makes for an incredibly fun and trippy experience. Bring your favorite sativa to enhance your appreciation for the quirky details and vibrant imagination on display. Picnic tables are scattered throughout, perfect for a discreet smoke session and some munchies while you soak it all in.

 

Getty Drive-In: a classic summer night, elevated

For a dose of nostalgic Americana with a modern twist, head west to Muskegon’s Getty Drive-In. This classic drive-in theater is a roughly two-and-a-half-hour drive from Lansing, making it an ideal evening getaway or an easy weekend trip.

There’s something inherently magical about watching a movie under the stars, and adding a little cannabis to the mix only amplifies that magic. Park your car, recline your seats and get cozy. Getty offers multiple screens with double features, so you can settle in for a long night of entertainment.

This is the perfect spot for discreet consumption. Hotbox your car if you’re into that, or better yet, bring a vape or some edibles for a subtle, long-lasting high. The communal experience of the drive-in, coupled with an elevated state, turns a simple movie night into an unforgettable adventure. Plus, it has all the classic drive-in snacks — popcorn, candy and those glorious hot dogs — which taste even better when the munchies hit. Just remember to be respectful of your neighbors and keep the good vibes flowing.

 

Alpena: the sanctuary of the Great Lakes

Finally, for those seeking tranquility and a more relaxed pace, set your sights on Alpena, nestled on the shores of Lake Huron in northeast Michigan. It’s a manageable three-and-a-half-hour drive from Lansing, making it a great destination for a long weekend.

Alpena is surrounded by stunning natural landscapes, including the Thunder Bay National Marine Sanctuary, which offers incredible opportunities for land-based exploration.

One of the best ways to enjoy Alpena while high is to explore the miles of coastline. Find a secluded spot on the beach along Lake Huron, watch the sunrise and let the gentle lapping of the waves wash over you. For a unique experience, visit the Alpena Light or explore the fossil park, where you can dig for ancient fossils right on the beach — a mind-bending activity when you’re feeling a little floaty. The city also has several beautiful parks, like Island Park, that are perfect for a leisurely stroll and a quiet moment of reflection.

While you’re in Alpena, be sure to visit Neighborhood Provisions, known for its welcoming atmosphere and excellent range of products. The shop can set you up with everything you need to enhance your tranquil getaway, whether you’re looking for a relaxing indica for beach sunsets or a creative sativa for fossil hunting.

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